Even an Oscar winning script writer couldn't have written a better yarn than this. It's all happening for Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits this week.

 The nightclub manager was hailed as a hero when he pulled out a gun on a crazy burglar to protect Paris Hilton in LA this week. This past Wednesday he was  promoted as head of nightclub operations of Wynn and Encore hotels, but within hours of being arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol, he  was promptly fired from his high profile job.

 Sources close to the hotel owner Steve Wynn  say, "Wynn has a zero tolerance policy with their club execs when it comes to brushes with the law."

 Another bummer for Cy Waits was while he was sitting in jail Paris was totally unconcerned and tweeting, "In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show! So  hilarious! Stewie is my favorite :) love his accent." 

 I wonder what's coming next for poor Cy Waits, will his arrest and firing cause him to lose his girlfriend next!