Have you ever been clubbing where it’s de rigueur for the ladies to sport some combination of a Prada handbag, Christian Louboutin shoes, Tiffany & Co. Jewelry, and a Versace outfit all at the same time? They look like walking billboards for our couture czars. Unless you’re earning a hefty commission from each of them, do yourselves and the rest of us a favor and stick to one brand name (if any) for each occasion. Please.

Condemn me if you must, but hear me out first. Our post-modern society is undergoing a seismic shift in our fashion imaging. Consequently, wearing your high-priced goodies all together makes you look like a hot mess. Nothing screams gauche more than nouveau riche. People who come from old money don’t put themselves out on front street (except perhaps Paris Hilton). You don’t need to indulge in an orgy of fashion brand names. It’s wishful thinking that it’ll make you more desirable. Challenge yourselves: dress for the event, be well groomed, but quit being a brand name hoar. The results will be climactic.