December 12th-Please keep your mind out of the gutter. National Ding-A-Ling day has nothing to do with a body part; it is a holiday that is celebrated every year on December 12th. On National Ding-A-Ling day, expect to see a lot people behaving bizarre. It is essentially a day for people to behave abnormally than usual. If you are already a bit weird, then this is a holiday made just for you. Here are a few things you could do to become a Ding-A-Ling for a day:
1. Wear two different color socks for the day. This is not so bizarre but people will stop and look-I should know
2. As you walk down the street, greet everyone with a kind hello-Trust me, this is bizarre behavior in 2008.
3. Take a moment and stare at somebody for a minute-He or she will think you're bizarre or plain crazy.
And if you really want to get Jiggy with it, you can make like Kala Kaiwi and get 67 percings, tattoos over 75% of your body, make 4 inch holes in your earlobes, insert silicon implants on your head, screw metal spikes into the top of your skull and split your tongue. Happy Ding-A-Ling day!
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